splitha bitch

A black girl with lips so big it causes her to spit when she talks

"That bitch was slitherin & splitherin all over da place."

"Do you see that bitch when she talks?" "No why?" "She's spitting as she talks she's a splitha bitch"

by shriimpyy September 14, 2012

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

split-vote

a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.

A split-vote is not in practice in Nepal.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

Splitch

Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.

"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."

by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015

Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.

"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."

by DeadliftinJoe August 9, 2016

splitour

noun : a splitour is a snowboarder who is also a splitboarder, who then lusts for the touring route as much as (if not more than) the turns of the descent.

The buddy I used to rip with become a splitour in the last few years and it's been impossible for me to get him into the resorts.

by CountD$ July 4, 2016