Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.

Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire

by Meatythigh November 9, 2021

Three Leaves Socks

Sao mà nhiều vớ chất lượng in và vải tốt nhưng mắc thế này

Ê mày mua vớ đâu tốt?
Three Leaves Socks kìa, đầy cả ra!

by Three Leaves Socks November 23, 2021

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022

The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022