Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.

A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”

by anonymous August 18, 2021

belt sitter

a dumbass fucking bitch

blob is a belt sitter

by cran tropical on tiktok August 22, 2021

Sink shitter

When someone takes a shit that smells so bad, you could believe that they've taken a shit in the sink.

OMG, Who's the sink shitter?

by Sizwer December 15, 2021

Pittsburgh Shitter

A old disgusting toliet in the basement, usually for steel mill workers

Woah! The neighbors have a Pittsburgh Shitter In their basement!

by Brandonshusky December 30, 2021

Definition shitter

when your brain shits definitions so fucking hard it's insane

I am an example of a Definition shitter

by raybeez March 14, 2022

rim sitter

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.

Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!

by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022