ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.

Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”

by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

Red Shift

A red-shift in the light from a star shows that the distance between us and the star is increasing. The bigger the red-shift the faster the star is moving away.

Student: "Teacher what is red shift?"
Teacher: "Red shift is the wavelength of the light that is stretched, so the light is seen as 'shifted' towards the red part of the spectrum. "

by Dr. Annole March 21, 2023

Reality Shifting

A trending topic on social media wherein kids, teens, and adults all employ various techniques to "Shift"- meaning they are going to a different reality by harnessing their consciousness. It is a highly controversial topic that Antishifter folk disagree with and Shifter folk strongly believe.

Shifter: I've recently gone to Harry Potter by Reality Shifting!
Other Shifter: Sweet, I've been there!

by Personhumanman August 17, 2023

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Frame shifting

Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.

Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.

Damn i money shift-ed my new supra

by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024

Stick shifters

When two ladies sleep with the same guy.

Emma and Susan both slept with A.J. last week. I guess they are stick shifters now.

by Dually420 April 12, 2024