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secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 6, 2022
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secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
by the funny one December 31, 2021
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secretard

A believer in the law of attraction described in the book titled The Secret.
A secretard blames victims for manifesting the bad things that happened to them.
by Gloria Santos February 17, 2022
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Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
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Secretive

To do something secretly
He tip toed to the room as secretive as possible
by Yozi785 April 2, 2022
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secretlyobsessedtoanime

AN AMAZING TALENTED KIND SMART BEAUTIFUL ARTIST WHO DESERVES THE WORLD AND LIKE MUCH MORE
"have you seen secretlyobsessedtoanimes new coloring?! it's amazing!!"
by lillie!! April 20, 2022
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secret love

when family members tries to date opposite sex/gender cousins or brother and sister trying to date each other and marry each other...feeling so close like best friends or better, always being together and having sex together. its frown upon because the babies come up deformed or and retarded
we kept our love a secret. secret love.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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