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safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 26, 2012
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Selenite Sandwich

Obsessively placing your Tarot or Oracle decks under or between two slabs of selenite to "cleanse" a cardboard box filled with 5x3 card stock of any negativity.
I just got the new Threads of Fate Deck and I hear its brutally honest! Had to put it in a Selenite Sandwich for two days!
by mike_needs_a_vacation April 18, 2021
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Glaswegian Sandwich

two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.

A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
by Big boi d January 23, 2021
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Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".
I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.
by MsP January 21, 2015
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custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex
Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.
by Super Steve May 12, 2018
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sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.
by Dr McG December 18, 2022
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Verb Sandwich

Used to cover up a terrible outcome on a test (generally in German class). Originated from a test on Konjunktions and the user managed to forget about the verb sandwich rule and absolutely bombed the test.
Vishram- “Hey Anish, what did you get on the test.”

Anish- “Verb Sandwich
Vishram- “What?”
Anish- “Verb Sandwich
by PizzaCatDog January 24, 2022
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