Swag Fag

A person who is regarded as a faggot due to the fact that they think they are/have swag.

They usually pull babes quick due to their swagness, but lose out in later life due to their low intelligence and maturity. They also get bad grades because they're too busy developing their swag for their CV.

Also, a swag fag will usually spend an unusual and stupid amount of time styling their hair, which is deemed by many men as an act of homosexuality. Hair styles usually include the quiff and comb over. Some even look like an Iced Gem.

Loved by his swag friends and girls, but hated by almost everyone else, a swag fag is the bane of most people's lives.
Justin: "I'm so cool. I wear caps to the side, I have my pants hanging below my ass, my IQ is quite low, but that doesn't matter because I'm such as babe magnet. Why? Because I have swag."

Kyle: "Justin's at it again guys. What a swag fag."
by cockmeister97 June 19, 2014
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swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
by Mick_Swagger May 04, 2011
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swag-tacular

a person who embodies the characteristics of someone who is original with his style and handles himself well with the females
damn sweet james, u lookin real swag-tacular with all those beautiful broads u brought to the party
by supervillain rob June 17, 2009
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swag rag

rag or cloth, used to wipe cum on after sex or masturbation.
It was hard for me to find a swag rag after beating it last night.
by Kyle JC June 23, 2007
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520 Swag

1) The sheer amount of swag that flows out of a kid from Tucson on a daily basis. 94% of all 520 swag comes from the 28 black people who live here in Tucson.

2) A black kid in my Spanish class who as his name implies is also filled with swag. For more info on him google 'Wiz Kalifa' or watch 'A Norse in the 9th Ward' on youtube
1)Kid 1: "So Kadeem's doing pretty good on the U of A team."
Kid 2: "Yeah, that's because he's filled with so much 520 swag, he doesn't even know where he is right now."
Kid 1: "He put the team on his back doe"

2) Ms. Sarrette: "Malik, do you want to read your dialog?"
520 Swag: "Nahhh foo, that ain't me. I ain't even kno wa'chu talkin 'bout ha"
Nick Powers: "Wiz you're sooo black, go home"
by DirtyHoboFight November 06, 2011
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Swag Swipe

The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points
Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"

Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"

Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"
by Jgutta319 April 26, 2010
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Hood Swag

1. A new edition to the most retarded word on earth, now it's from the hood :D.
2. When someone (probably a douche) thinks that acting ratchet is cool and they call it hood swag and they usually think they have it.
My Hood Swag is so good today.
by MaDawgTT February 06, 2015
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