stratistic

If statistic and strategic had a baby.

While playing dominoes I stratistically leave myself an opening to play my last bone and keeping count of which Dominos are yet to be played.

by RainbowPoppy March 21, 2020

Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.

Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.

by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020

Status quo Joe

Post Trump President who's not going to change anything

I voted for Status quo Joe

by EricIvan November 9, 2020

Stratisp

An abbreviation of stratosphere.

Person 1: I cannot go outside I will get blown away by the wind and flown into the stratisp
Person 2: what?
Person 1: stratosphere

by 200 IQ January 5, 2021

Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.

"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."

by WorkingWorkerAtOnBreak@Work June 7, 2021

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021

Straus

a dude who farts and blames it on the weather or on his peers

;also is a pair of levi jeans

everyone: did you hear that someone farted

straus:i think that was thunder clapping

everyone: but there’s an egg smell too…
straus: 🤫

by orangepineapplegorillaglue July 17, 2021