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Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.
Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009
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sex story

The contents of your trash can.
This sex story is the shit... tiest.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 1, 2017
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Kevdog story

A recount of an event that has no relevance to the topic at hand and/or no significant point to the story.
Person 1: Yeah I just won my game of soccer 2-0, I scored :D

Person 2: The other day I was in my car dong my homework, and I forgot it inside the car.

Person 1: ... Kevdog story.
by acer355 May 19, 2009
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The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14
The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life
by 🤩starboy April 22, 2019
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Rape Story

A story about rape.
M: Did you here that rape story?
F: I'm sure it's fake.
M: It was a ten year old girl.
F: Holy SHit!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Irish Hat Story

An Irish Hat Story is a story that someone tells over and over again, each time thinking that this is the first time that they have told it to the listener.
Person A: So this one time...

Person B: Oh man, not another Irish Hat Story.
by NightPhoenix March 17, 2011
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Seventh Story

A bad ass up and coming metal band! Will slowly take over the music scene soon!
by Jewbacca B. Wellington November 24, 2004
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