Steven Ambatukam

Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*

Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*

by Steven Ambatukam October 16, 2024

Steven

Is a big back ass bitch

Steven He always says let me get your food

by Niiggeerr November 28, 2024

steven

woke. a boy who absolutely likes boys. have you ever watched steven universe? tell me that boy isn't at least a little queer.

the teller of truth: steven is the wokest boy around, and don't let him tell you otherwise!
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE

by not lunar trust me July 8, 2025

Matilda and Steven

the best soon to be couple ever. Steven and matilda are going to get married soon. STEEEEVO!

person 1: Did you see matilda and steven today?
Person 2: Hell yeah they are the best couple ever omg

by ememem1008 July 24, 2025

Evan Stevens

yn with bowl cut and mole.

Liking kirby air ride is an evan stevens moment. plus fuck tyler

by TheDentist2 August 2, 2025

hello steven

Dean Goldsmith loves Steven.
Steven takes many forms in the Instagram Reels universe, such as Steven from 10 Kids in 10 Years, Steven on the ring camera, Dreamy Bulls, and the creepy guy dressed as an old lady who is Steven's "slave."

Dad: "10 kids in 10 years—what's your favourite slang? Steven!"
Steven: "N*ggers."

Steven: "Steven here."

DreamyBulls: "Oh Steven, I'm bouta cuuuum--"

Freaky old guy: "hello steven." "Yes, master. I am your slave."

by Charlotte_swag August 10, 2025

Stretchy Steven

When a dic pic to a dude and get leaked

Why did you do the Stretchy Steven

by Ejrhshend August 28, 2025