J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.

Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

leap son

A boy or young man who isn’t related to you by blood, marriage, or obligation, but who you choose to care about as family.

“He’s not my kid, but he’s my leap son.”

by Rabblerouser724 March 22, 2026

Street Son

A individual in their teens to early twenties that is immature as fuck but always getting help from his older homies or his 10 different street moms cause he is the ADHD baby faced kid everyone finds him something between attractive to funny.

Zach be a lil street son out here.. lives off all his homies and street moms he be playing n munching off of... Yeah but he does it to me to cause he funny af.

by Smokingtrees1011 June 12, 2025

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

by RFCD August 1, 2025

Father son combo

Sexual act where a woman performs and engages in threesome sex with both a man and his father, considered to be the male opposite and reverse of a mother daughter combo.

She had a father son combo with him last night.

by Doctor Whomst'd've what? August 10, 2025

Han Son

Han Son’s bestfriend is William, his favorite food is ping pong ball. He usually take stupid action to ragebait his friend often successful (surprisingly), he has an autistic lover, he loves her so much he can sacrifice his whole lego set for her.

Just use Han Son formula for this question.

by 1$4 November 25, 2025