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Sleep sucking

When a women goes to sleep while very horney has a dream about sucking a penis gets out of bed sleep walks to the closest penis and procedes to suck it... Sleep sucking
Julia went to bed very horney thinking about the boy she likes penis once she fell asleep she got out of bed sleptwalked into her brothers room and started sucking on his penis he woke up and banged her in the but ...sleep sucking
by Mike sand September 7, 2013
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unprotected sleep

Sleep that is not had in your own bed, safe (most of the time) in your own home. i.e. in a gutter, ditch, field, or a bed belonging to someone else! Thus risking any number of things happening to you.
A man woke up naked in a field with several poker chips stuck to his "member", and a tatoo of Tony Blair on both his buttocks. When picked up by police and asked what happened, he said "i guess i drank so much yesterday evening that i suffered a whole night of unprotected sleep".
by robenk January 12, 2007
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sleep scars

The marks left on the skin of your face or body by pillows, night-wear or bed-linen after a goodnight's rest.
when I woke up this morning I had sleep scars all over my face, I looked like a right psycho
by Gene Bryant December 9, 2008
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Sleep Drunk

To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.
Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!
by SonicAndTailsHD November 17, 2016
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Skeet Sleep

When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.
John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.

Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!
by MisterBasto October 22, 2008
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Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!
by BIG G! November 5, 2007
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Sleep Train

THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.
The sleep train is nothing w/o my conductor
by estloverrrrrrrrrrr March 2, 2012
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