Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th

Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”

by Rinnie! January 21, 2023

Chris Singleton

Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted

Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you

by Trooper883 February 24, 2023

Saugeen single

The action of having a girl watch you jerk off till completion just to cum on her Face

Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?

Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single

by Words anon March 21, 2023

top singer

the program on flowers tv with annoying children and cringe adult judges . where da children sing shit but get ranked with cringe asf ranking system . your granparents love to watch it , even tho it ruins their brain

i hope da studio gets burnt down

kundan watchin tv , ammuma changes channel to top singer
kundan dies of cringe

a tv show thats a menace to society ban it

by ninte myaman April 6, 2023

the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

a single rose

When you give someone a single rose its you saying "I'll live you forever"

Dude 1: how much do you love her?
Sigma male: well I gave her a single rose
Dude 1 &2: damnnnn

by Cozahr April 20, 2023