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Robert

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.
Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018
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buck rogers

A pretty cool sci-fi show featuring Gil Gerard and that chick who played Ricky's mother on Silver Spoons
Dr. Theopolis fuckin' rules man.
by Amazing Bill December 19, 2003
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rager

a party that gets so crazy, people shit on the dance floor
you smell that, bro? ya bro check it out. it was a fuckin rager!
by helicockter March 21, 2011
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robert wood

A cool guy 😎
Please vote yes to Robert wood
by Bobet fish March 22, 2020
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Rodergator

Before I make a moderator, I'm giving you the Rodergator role.
by FordWorker12 August 10, 2021
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Robert

A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.
He looks so cool he must be a "Robert".
by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021
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Robert Green

Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.

Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?

Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.

Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!

Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
by Mochabear June 15, 2010
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