by Robert Oldhead January 3, 2008
Get the nipple ring mug.The Ring was forged in Mt. Doom where it belong to the evil lord Sauron.
After he was defeated, the Ring went to Isiludur who was tempted by it and did not destroy the precious ring.
After Isiludur was killed, the ring lay dormant with 2,500 years. When suddenly it went to Smegol, an innocent hobbit who wasn't all quite right in the head. Because of his condition, he immediately felt the presnece of the ring and killed his brother for it. The ring poisioned Smegol's mind bringing out Gollum.
After 500 years of killing Smegol and strengthening Gollum, the ring lost grasp and went to Bilbo Bagins.
And after 60 years, the ring slowly worked it's way into Bilbo's mind and he prepared a journey to Mordor to give back the precious ring. Untill his old friend, Gandalf the Grey stopped him.
As fate would have it, Bilbo's newphew Frodo picked up the ring and it was him and him alone that could possess such a powerful thing.
Because of that he went on a quest to destroy it with his best friend Sam and a fellowship of Hobbits, Men, Wizards, Elves and Dwarfs!
After he was defeated, the Ring went to Isiludur who was tempted by it and did not destroy the precious ring.
After Isiludur was killed, the ring lay dormant with 2,500 years. When suddenly it went to Smegol, an innocent hobbit who wasn't all quite right in the head. Because of his condition, he immediately felt the presnece of the ring and killed his brother for it. The ring poisioned Smegol's mind bringing out Gollum.
After 500 years of killing Smegol and strengthening Gollum, the ring lost grasp and went to Bilbo Bagins.
And after 60 years, the ring slowly worked it's way into Bilbo's mind and he prepared a journey to Mordor to give back the precious ring. Untill his old friend, Gandalf the Grey stopped him.
As fate would have it, Bilbo's newphew Frodo picked up the ring and it was him and him alone that could possess such a powerful thing.
Because of that he went on a quest to destroy it with his best friend Sam and a fellowship of Hobbits, Men, Wizards, Elves and Dwarfs!
by Frodo Bag Feet January 3, 2005
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A very flexible term for a frat boy, a group of them, or their mental outlook on life. Derives from the cold hard fact that no one other than an asshole would buy or wear a grad ring. Therefore, by a clever trick of logic you can safely assume any frat boy you meet owns a grad ring.
Did you see the size of that guy's grad ring?! (accusatory)
John got drunk and went all grad ring on us.
When the grad rings arrived at the party, we knew it was time to jam out.
John got drunk and went all grad ring on us.
When the grad rings arrived at the party, we knew it was time to jam out.
by tunguska December 12, 2004
Get the Grad ring mug.Anal rings are intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune.
by Raul Terra November 4, 2020
Get the Anal Ring mug.1. A pretty girl who seems like she likes you, but the next time you see her, she hates you
2. A pretty girl who would need to wear a mood ring for you to get a straight answer on how she feels
3. A girl accurately described by the Relient K song, "Mood Rings"
2. A pretty girl who would need to wear a mood ring for you to get a straight answer on how she feels
3. A girl accurately described by the Relient K song, "Mood Rings"
by Dan Flores July 24, 2008
Get the mood ring mug.A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.
I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.
*everyone throws up.
by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010
Get the puss infected clit ring mug.An engagement ring with a stone large enough that sends a clear message to any creeper to fuck off (and provides a visual statement explaining to him that he doesn't have enough money to play).
DJ: Wow, that's a hot bitch right there son.
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...
DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...
DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/
by Epoc Personal August 27, 2011
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