Reading Blanks

When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.

guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."

by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009

read-a-licious

an article,book,magazine. (ect.)

that is soo good to read that the only word to describe it is READ-A-LICIOUS

j-ladey-gee what'cha readin there

k-gangsta-this book ! its soooooooo AMAZING!!!! i cant even tell you so i'll just use the word i found on www.urbandictionary.com last night, READ-A-LICIOUS!! its fucking read-a-licious !!!!!

J-ladey- whoa there ,sounds frickin cool! i want to read that fucking read-a-licious book when your done!

k-gangsta- OKAY ;D

by MRS.CHICK-WITH_THE_SICK-KICKZ! September 7, 2009

Readata

Reading of data

Readata on Businesspages and Businessjournal.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Read and run

A state of mind of assesing situations and making determinations. Making a decision as you go.

'Hey can I ski that?'
'It depends. Read and run'

by Getherdone March 19, 2014

Chet Reader

he is so amazing that it's not even funny. i love him with all my heart. if anyone knows a Chet Reader, then you're really lucky to know someone as awesome as Chet Reader. :)

"Chet Reader is the best!!" ;D

by meggybieber:) March 21, 2012

Reading Rainbow

when you're screwing a girl with the lights are off and a car goes by and the room lights up and your partner is ugly, you jump over the bed toward the door.

Dude, that chick was so ugly i had to pull a quick reading rainbow!

by E Ros December 24, 2008

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003