nigga rehab

when one decides to actively reject the n-word from their vocabulary for a multitude of specific reasons, (i.e. religious, family oriented, racial politics, being white and getting a reality check.)

person 1: ay nigga whassup, you got dat loud?
person 2: yo, cool it, i'm on nigga rehab.
person 1: why doe...
person 2: baby mama got a family function in like 3 days, and there's gonna be hella kids runnin round. i ain't tryin' to corrupt the lil young'ns with my foul ass mouth, that's not a good look.
person 1: aight aight. why you going to yo girl's family function, that's soft shit doe.
person 2: they got sweet baby rays.
person 1: word? lemme tag along, just say i'm your cousin or sum.
person 2: you for real whodi? hell the fuck no.

by mahmoud ahmathizznejad October 6, 2012

Coffin Ready

Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing

Man, Sheila is coffin ready

Yeah, she needs to tone it down some

by saulstl August 9, 2013

gif ready

Describes a person who always responds using gifs really appropriately and usually humorously.

Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish

Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?

by SassMan May 30, 2015

Esports Ready

Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.

Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.

New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

Jessica Read

a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.

jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."

by yeehawwwwthegoodshit May 7, 2019

Dmart Ready

Best Friend who brings home biscuits, cookies, fresh fruits, instant noodles, warm bedsheets..and what not everything you need. Ask him and he'll be there .

Dmart Ready

Shop Online grocery and household essentials at best prices every day

by Uberoi December 7, 2021

fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-

someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!

by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022