read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006

READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.

"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

by HAMMAHOUSE July 20, 2009

Readin books

A code name to smoke weed

You:Hey bro lets start readin books
Bro: Sure bro i wanna learn

by Koolaiddude January 28, 2010

Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

by PinYin62 October 5, 2017

screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

by george blind June 21, 2010

luke reay

a dumb ass that has noodle hair

Luke Reay is gay

by Nathan Mccarthy July 15, 2017

Nic Read

Nic Read is the most attractive guy in the world, he is extremely hot and has a amazing body. Nic Read is so amazing in every single way and he means the world to someone. He has a really cute face and he is GREAT kisser. I love Nic Read so much i could honestly marry this sexy guy haha.

Nic Read is the most amazing person ever.

by PeWpEwPeWpeWpewwwwww November 10, 2018