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Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies
by Game is game May 13, 2024
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Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
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He took off his shoes and the entire room smelled like his raunchy stompers.
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Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
by Certified Definer July 2, 2024
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