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River

Cute, smart, sweet, funny, kind, hot
River is perfect
by Ethan2009 May 3, 2022
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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it
Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
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rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
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Amber River

The stream of urine created when someone urinates in a public place and the fluid creates a river
by BarryDavis December 3, 2021
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River

River is usually rude and always has bad tantrums, he is not handsome and will never get married. He sometimes gets very grumpy and is mean. I always take his hat he doesn't care, but when somebody else takes it he gets SOOO MAD.
Person 1: I see river coming
Person 2: HIDE QUICK WE NEED TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: I agree...
by BoeGoe February 13, 2023
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