the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
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by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
Get the puppy muffin mug.That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
Get the Puppet Master mug.1. A female who pets every dog she sees in public and going home to her own pissed off dog. They know.
2. Someone who hoes around paying more attention to other dogs than her own.
3. The girl at the party sitting in the corner, only hanging out with the dogs.
2. Someone who hoes around paying more attention to other dogs than her own.
3. The girl at the party sitting in the corner, only hanging out with the dogs.
by HymenDestroyer69 October 4, 2018
Get the Puppy Thot mug.A puppy that looks so much like a bear, you don't know if it's a bear cub or a puppy. People often describe puppy bears as ewok-like. Common dog breeds that fit this definition are (pomskys, samoyeds, chow chow, malamutes, german shepherd,/akita,/corgi Mix; Teacup Pomeranians; golden doodle
by anne925 October 14, 2018
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