pussy wet paint

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.

I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.

by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

paint the wall

Verb: Violent explosive diarea

i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"

by Wall Painter #1 December 20, 2010

mexican face paint

slapping someone withe shit in your hand

i just used mexican face paint on ur sister

by AZ man January 21, 2011

painting rainbows

To smoke weed gracefully.

"Me and trixie paint rainbows all the time"
"for real? hook me up"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

paintball

An addictive team sport, but not just a sport. It brings out the instinctual need to survive, release stress, and all the while having fun. It teaches integrity, gun and personal safety, teamwork, confidence, problem-solving, fair play and constantly moving strategies amidst the presence of chaos (basically all this, while people are shooting at you or vice versa). I have seen players as young as 10 years old with supervision, to the age of 54 and players skills from new to professionals. Where else can you shoot your family, friends, coworkers and strangers, and after awhile enjoy their company and stories from the day or the past glorious games in great fun.

teamwork, chaos, addictive, team sport, paintball marker, marker, capture the flag, elimination,

by PZ 654 May 28, 2007

paintbrush

halfway between the degridation of an open handed bitch slap and a full on punch. to slap someone with a semi closed fist where the hand is in the shape it would be if one were holding a paintbrush.

Stephine was talking mad shit at the party, so Caitlin walked up and gave that bitch a paintbrush in the mouf.

by bsffreak May 10, 2008