Poop Sex

First word, poop, second word, sex, whole word, pleasure, experience, unforgettable. Poop Sex is when two buddys or pals are cuddling and push their butts together. This intense romantic moment causes them to poop making the poop coagulate (scientificly reaction) and their poop combines going into both butts completeing the poop sex. This profecy has been around for many years. This message is also approved by Guy Feiri!

Hey bro! Wanna Poop Sex?

...Poop Sex?

My favorite activity is Poop Sex!

by poopsexluver74 April 24, 2020

Poop Baby

A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.

OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.

by Poopmama February 15, 2009

poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.

''Swab the poop deck!''

by just some random guy July 24, 2008

poop crayon

A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.

Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.

by no thanks October 9, 2003

poop bomb

A poop that comes out hard but appears to explode in you'r toilot, the pain of a turd and the mess of diariah.

Dude I had a Poop Bomb so you need to clean the toilot.

by Dancingcuban August 5, 2006

Poop Goblin

One who breaks into a bathroom immediately after the inhabitant has taken their poop and proceeds to beat the pooper unconcious then steal the poop. When the subdued pooper wakes he will find he was a victim of the poop goblin.

Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!

by Dusty Cox August 11, 2009