birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 09, 2019

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 November 01, 2008

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.

"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 04, 2021