a-piss-ony

that great idea you have when out for a drink and standing at the urinal (or sitting depending on your sex)

Lads wait and you here this i just had an a-piss-ony .........

by nicky forsythe November 3, 2008

taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.

1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.

by joshow March 7, 2016

Piss Ants

The burning, tingling sensation one feels in the penis while urinating after ejaculation.

"God I had the worst piss ants after I jacked off tonight."

"Dude, after sex with Sarah I had some bad piss ants."

by Jim Boyle December 18, 2006

piss lips

1. Lips that are soaked in piss, either because the person in question drank piss or was pissed on by another person
2. The outer labia of the vagina

1. Hey, piss lips. I hope you liked that golden shower.
2. Excuse me, ma'am. May I caress your piss lips?

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

piss drunk

The point of drunk where you don't realize that you're drunk, but you manage to piss yourself on someone's porch or something.

"She pissed herself on my porch! That's REALLY piss drunk!"

by Sofiya April 10, 2006

Tiger Piss

A female fronted rock/punk band from New Paltz, NY.

Tiger Piss rocked the house last night!

by musiclover523 December 26, 2008

piss-ant

A person who is considered to be of below average intelligence who does things to follow the majority. Typically thought of as being unable to think or make decisions for themself, they resort to doing things because someone told them to.

"Mike is such a piss ant. He only likes that because mommy and daddy do."

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004