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putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
by Scoundrel August 10, 2004
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florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.
"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008
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money pig

A money pig is someone who gets sexual kicks out of paying out money or buying expensive gifts for a female.
'She's 18 and he's 52. She's only with him because he buys her everything she wants, she uses him as a money pig and he likes it'.
by rjj100 May 31, 2016
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Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010
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Peppa pig

A British kids tv show, if u haven’t seen it then u haven’t completed ur childhood yet. But the parodies people make are better than the actual show!
Go watch peppa pig parodies on YouTube
by Imma_HomeSkillet™️ January 22, 2019
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roof pig

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".
Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.
by FightingTorque May 12, 2010
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International Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.
International Pig Tail Day is being celebrated in Ireland in 2014 on 9th August.
by World Hallmark August 5, 2014
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