the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED

some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE

by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022

the best person of all time

I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!

"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "

by Dr. Strange June 15, 2014

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

P.R. (personal record)

To surpass your last binge drinking experience by a long shot, to get drunker than you have ever thought possible.

Dude I straight PR'd the shit out of last night and pissed my pants.

Man, after work I am definitely going to set a new P.R. (Personal Record) at the Buckhorn.

Did you see Spencer P.R. it last night? He didn't know whether he was on foot or horseback and had a scab on his lip that looked like a Hitler stash

by WyomingP.R. February 19, 2011

dolly parton

I think it means a girl who has a huge chest. Or wears alot of makeup and dresses flashy.

Check out Dolly Parton over there.

by Me June 28, 2004

Personification

1. Somebody who embodies something: an embodiment or perfect example of something.

2. A representation of an abstract quality or notion as a human being, especially in art or literature.

3. The attribution of human qualities to objects or abstract notions.

The definition pretty much covers personification.

by Jafje September 24, 2007

fat person

Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.

I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.

by drizaik August 7, 2003