poser

a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

indie poser

people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.

Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.

by samuel July 18, 2004

posenger

Someone who tries to look like a bike messenger.

Whoa, check out that person riding a track bike with a Chrome bag and a Kryptonite lock in their back pocket. What a posenger!

by 341 July 7, 2007

poser

a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.

me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...

by little.wing. July 8, 2009

Poseidome

Receiving oral sex while in the ocean.

Dude, while I was at the beach the other day, I totally convinced my girl to give me Poseidome.

by Boomdiddybop October 12, 2011

poetic pause

When you finish a book that's really good and you need a few days to get over it.

I just finished this novel. Made me cry. I'm taking a poetic pause to try and take it all in.

by Supergoose March 1, 2007

pink poose

a reference to a weak minded ugly child, often a social outcast and physically weak, although they dont think they are

i cant believe he actually thinks he can beat him up! what a pink poose!

by Joshua Stevens June 3, 2007