potato child

A mentally retarded person

wow that person is a potato child

by thatguy_48 March 18, 2015

potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011

Bombay Potato

The sexual act in which one male inserts his penis into another males anal cavitiy whilst said man 'farts' one upon his partners balls.

Gurpal; what is a bombay potato?

Oh sanjay! its when you put your cock up my ass and i fart on your balls!

by Beatsnpieces August 22, 2011

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

Hot Potatoes

Interesting and challenging topics most people find too hot to handle talking about.

"I was impressed when instead of going to a movie, they wanted to talk about Hot Potatoes topics all night long over drinks."

by Christina Heart August 31, 2017