Porcu-poon

Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 3, 2019
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Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011
mugGet the Yung Poon Soonmug.

Spooky Poon

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.
"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"
by Nugz March 19, 2020
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Poon

by Old Person Poon March 30, 2015
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Poon

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.

2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.
Tiago you just copped some mad poon.

I’m pooning Arjun in face.
by The gov’ner February 17, 2019
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Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.
The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!
by Boots01 May 5, 2022
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