Poo-pourri

The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.

I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.

by Pseudo Wordsmith August 4, 2009

Suprise Poo

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.

OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Poo Pocket

Your anal cavity. Also see anus

How did that fit through your poo pocket?

by Shawn Maglicic June 24, 2005

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010

piss poo

to urinate and have a bowel movement at the same time

mainly for women whilst having a piss a log sneaks out the back door dam i took a piss poo

by ccfc1987 October 31, 2011

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

by jnh October 28, 2006