Accidental Pirate

When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.

Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.

by Jokktapus January 24, 2014

pirate passage

when you get on your knees and let someone pour a space bag down your throat while two people beat you with sticks.

that whiskey douchin' piece of shit gave me the pirate passage!

by Trip Levine January 31, 2007

pole pirate

a gay guy or a whore

elton john is a pole pirate

by jake b33km@n February 28, 2011

interweb pirates

underworld pirates from above said website. they plunder the interwebs in search for epic treasures. most of these pirates still live at home with their mothers in the basement.

interweb pirates will plunder ur ninja face any day.

by fred ginn December 20, 2008

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett November 7, 2013

pirate floss

Hemp, rope, home grown.

It took me all day to burn that pile of pirate floss.

by blonehard June 29, 2008

Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.

hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016