I needed my oils wet

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019

oily josh

The name of Jesus Christ but if he lived in the 21st century.

Oily Josh, that hurts.

by TheRealDangerNoodle January 23, 2019

reverse oilrigger

In the oil rich province of Alberta, Canada, this is a sexual position, where the man is standing over the woman, who is in the roasted chicken position, with his back to her he then crouches down and pushes his hard-on (vertically) straight down into her snatch.

That dude gave her the reverse oilrigger in the roasted chicken position.

by R Milford January 5, 2009

Russian Oilspill

The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.

Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.

Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.

Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-

by APpubes March 11, 2011

Oily Rag

An 'oily rag' is a cockney slang for a fag, AKA cigarette. You could smoke an 'oily rag', for example.

New inforced laws mean I can only smoke my oily rag outside.

by Kervik July 1, 2009

Well-Oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.

Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.

by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

oiled up big black guys

my favorite thing in the whole world

i do love me some oiled up big black guys

by oiledupblackguyenjoyer July 26, 2023