As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015

Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022

The number 33

A random number

I used a number randomized and got the number 33!

by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022