George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
by Shit knife December 17, 2018
Get the Moose Deucemug. An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009
Get the Moosemug. A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015
Get the i smell a moosemug. a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.
“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”
by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022
Get the monster moosemug. Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.
Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
by MkCarthy July 3, 2018
Get the Moosemug. by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022
Get the Moosemug. by buoyhouse August 21, 2022
Get the Moose movemug.