Mike Dirnt

Born Michael Richard Pritchard he is(And still) the original bassist of the Cali-native band Green Day. He and Billie Joe Armstrong have been friends since they were 10 and started Sweet Children before progressing to Green Day.

Isn't Mike Dirnt awesome? I love his killer bass lines in "Longview" and "Brain Stew"

Mike Dirnt by Whatsername21772 January 28, 2010

Mike Jones 

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

He is a famous rapper.

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

Mike Jones by C-Block December 15, 2008

mike dirnt

An awesome bassist for the pop-punk band Green Day. Had the bassline for their best song, "Longview", while on acid. Who else can do that?

Tre has fans because he's funny. Billie has fans because... I guess they think he's pretty hot. Not enough word is said about Mike though. He's an amazing bassist, though. He used to play the Gibson G3 bass but Tre Cool broke it by accident.

He even has his own bass: The Fender Mike Dirnt Precision and the Squier Mike Dirnt P Bass. If you want to play one though you should go with the Fender (not the Squier!)

Billie Joe and Mike were best friends from the early eighties.

Also... pretty sexy. Even guys think so.

Teenybopper: OMG LAWL GREEN DAY!!! THEY'RE SO HAWWT
Me: Agreed. Especially Mike. Tre's pretty cool too.
Teenybopper: Um. WTF are you talking about you silly duck! I'm a punx princess and listened to all the albums: from American idiot to 21st century breakdown and theres no song called "Mike" LAWL
Me: Mike... Is the bassist...
Teenybopper: OMG SUPER BASS *starts singing that shitty song* BTW a bass is just a shitty guitar. MIKE MUST BE THE WORST MEMBER OF THE BAND NO DOUBT
Me: *smacks that bitch across her fucking Prosthetic Head*

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
“It's the end of the day, I've got my chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy.”
“Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.”

- Mike Dirnt

mike dirnt by drunkrabbitsandacdc,yay! October 24, 2011

Mike Timlin 

The right handed set-up man for the BoSox. He is lights out. He has a nice 4 seem fastball. He usually comes in when the score is close or the sox are winning.

Mike Timlin just struck out the side.

Mike Timlin by parliment July 24, 2004

Mike Jones 

a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

Mike Jones by C-block December 15, 2008

Mike Woodward 

One of a kind

Mike Woodward buys me roses and dinner, I wish every girl could have a guy as great as him.

Mike Woodward by JennDDDDDDDDDDD October 28, 2010

mike jones 

a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones

u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones

mike jones by sadfasfdsaf September 8, 2004