sticky mexican

When you try to put your balls up a girls ass an then cumm on her back and then you get a Mexican to white in the cumm

Guy1''last night me and sally tried to do the sticky mexican''
Guy2''really? Did you get both balls up her ass before you came?

by Nazi ron November 12, 2013

Mexican suppository

Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.

Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.

by Huge Assman November 1, 2017

Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.

My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go

by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.

The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.

by El rober January 15, 2014

mexican oreo

when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.

Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.

by bigbuttchugger69 May 25, 2016

Mexican rice

Rice from mexico

Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice

by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu September 11, 2021