Mexican Hug

When you hug someone of Mexican decent and are immediately impregnated due to the fertility of the Mexican Man Skin.

Alejandro: Kayla how was that Mexican Hug for you?
Kayla: I am pregnant
Alejandro: YaY you are having my litter
Kayla: ewww

by Baller42o June 25, 2014

Mexican Hipster

A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!

Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?

Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?

Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.

by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015

mexican binoculars

Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.

Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.

by Tatlaz June 17, 2016

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

mexican language

It is the language spoken by the Mexican people. Also, incorrecltly referred to as Spanish.

I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.

by I MAKE WORDS HAPPEN May 6, 2018

Mexican Gunfight

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!

“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

by 291whiskeybitch July 13, 2018

Mexican Manhole

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .

“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

by Dunk Master Dewey February 7, 2020