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March 25

The day sir Cimion was born, the realest nigga to step foot on earf.
OH SHIT ITS MARCH 25th, the day the sexiest nigga alive was born!!
by Sir Cimion the first October 17, 2019
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March 17

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. Doesn't matter where if its in public or not just kiss. Fill them with butterflies.
Friend: Dude today is March 17
Boyfriend: Damn right, brb
Boyfriend: Hey babe, you know what today is?
Girlfriend: Oh yeah, is when you gonna kiss me😏
by Unknown Person😋 March 16, 2021
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Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.
Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )
by Akhi October 25, 2020
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stephanie march

Very sexy chick that used to be on Law and Order Special Victims Unit.
by meeee February 16, 2005
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Mercy Girls

A girl who:
1) you can say "the sluty freshman" to and they will all know exactly who you are talking about
2) holds contest with her friends to see who can not shave their leg hairs the longest
3) pretends to prefer calvert hall guys but gets really exited over even the ugliest of Loyola guys
4) make fun of the girls who wear make-up to school (seriously its a waste)
5) brings enough food for everyone where ever she goes (but really its just for her)
6)probably doesn't know that she lives south of the mason dixon line
7)knows to hide from jj at all cost
8)goes to sports events only if there is food or she is in it
9)Has to consult everyone she knows over every outfit because she isn't used to dressing herself due to constant uniform wear (of course when no ones around she also has perfect style)
10)knows that although hygiene is important and should be kept up regurally if she slept in or is feeling sick combing your hair can be deleted and replaced with a mess bun
Mercy Girls all ways have the most fun!
by Mercy girl all the way August 14, 2007
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Mercy Wank

To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.
"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"
by Shabberz February 14, 2013
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Mercy Mount

When a man has sex with an unattractive or otherwise undesirable woman. The man has to be out of the woman’s league to qualify as a mercy mount.
Dude : I’ve had a few mercy mounts in my day that would make a coroner queasy
by Guapo D. Crushwell May 4, 2019
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