Meat Maiden

Female Butcher.

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?

by Soldaat May 2, 2009

meat carnival

When a woman (or man) is in the center of twenty other guys giving them all head.

I took my dad to the meat carnival!

by Ghostly December 5, 2009

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

Meat gargling

to gargle the juices or the actual meat of the mans genitals and to make a good frothy mess =)

-meat gargling is when the women sucks man. man makes her unconfetable with extreme deepthroat..she has to gargle!

by meow.com October 2, 2009

meat chamber

the woman's vagina

Dude, I filled her meat chamber last night!!

by that guy your mom likes January 17, 2010

meat magnet

anything that draws the male genitalia towards it.

damn you see that bitch?She's a meat magnet! She can smoke my bone any time.

by p-low July 22, 2010

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010