Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.

I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.

by Tom minor October 15, 2022

moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 07, 2019

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by November 02, 2021

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 22, 2010

i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 19, 2015

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 09, 2022

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023