Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009

Mirror Shot

A photo taken of oneself in his or her bathroom mirror usually with a cellular telephone camera. Mirror shots are taken by either toolbags or sluts that usually post them to social sites in order to gain attention either through compliments (eg "bra, you're so ripped!") or criticisms (eg bra, you're so gay). The duchiest of mirror shots are those that are taken without a shirt on, usually accompanied by sunglasses and/or by a face known as a "grill". Females taking mirror shots usually expose large amounts of cleavage and often push out their rear ends to appear like they have more "junk in the trunk" then in actuality. People who post these mirror shots are likely candidates for mirror masterbation although that is not always the case.

Bra did you see John's mirror shot he just posted? He's so gay.

by imjustakid588 July 23, 2011

mirror muscles

The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.

A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.

by Robertito August 4, 2012

miracle

The equal of listening to justin bieber and survivng.

I just survived "BABY". THIS IS A MIRACLE

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

editor's miracle

When an urbandictionary.com editor happens to see their very own definition on the edit page, so they happily publish it.

I had an editor's miracle. True story.

by Arko June 11, 2006

miranda

The ability to like a boy for one week and stop liking him the next. Sometimes troubling, the "miranda" takes skills such as
1)being awesome
2)being able to laugh at stupid things
3)being attracted to babes only
4)being pretty

Miranda: "I think I like him"
Heather: "He has a boob."
Miranda: "Hes still cute."
Heather: "His boob is cute."

week later-
Heather: "Look its the kid with the boob"
Miranda: "Ew look at it jiggle!"
Heather: "I thought you liked him.."
Miranda: "Yeah I dont know why. ewwww"

by El Bearo November 6, 2007

Miracle Drug

An amazing song by U2, it was inspired by a disabled boy the band members had gone to school with. Thanks to the care of his doctors and the love of his mother, the boy was eventually able to write poetry, and he went on to publish books.
Aside from the song's meaning, some one can be your Miracle Drug.

A younger sibling who makes you smile, a friend you call when you can't put your pain into words, some one who understands you. Whoever it is, they are your Miracle Drug.

by yrahcaz February 18, 2008