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Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."
by just like honey May 30, 2022
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Maria

Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.
boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best
by jadennn1 June 17, 2022
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Mariah Carey's Collaborators

Collaborators of Mariah Carey.
Mariah Carey's Collaborators Are sooooo goooooooddddd
by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022
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Maria Pizarro

A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
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Maraminge

My wife got home after a sweaty yoga session
She asks “should I shower before we have sex
“Na babe I want to eat your maraminge”
by TTtickler November 11, 2022
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maraminge

My wife got home from a sweaty yoga session

She asks “should I shower before we have sex?”
“Na babe I want to eat your Maraminge”
by TTtickler November 11, 2022
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Maria

Fat-ass bastard who likes hoe'in around with the football team.
real ass beana: Mannnnn that whale they caught in the ocean is such a Maria.
by realassbeaner February 1, 2023
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