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Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
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lauren k

a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen

will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball
ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills
by ratsareyum October 18, 2020
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Lauren

verb
usually indicates a person that couldn't understand a certain situation despite being explained and told many times
noun
a contagious virus that will make people become confused or blur at a certain moment
Can you stop laurening now? We had explained the situation over 10 times.
I think Jess laurened. She is a clear and clever person before infecting this virus called "Lauren".
by heididieh November 10, 2021
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Lauren

A girl loaded w sex appeal, but super fucked up. She is an invisible thot but doesn’t fuck around. She is also raising a girl named E. E is Fuckkeddddd up Bc of Lauren and her brothers. Lauren taught Aurora everything she knows.
Damnnnnnnnnn. I didn’t know Lauren went to our school.
by Thatthotbitch May 17, 2018
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lauren

lauren is literally ur mom omg
by ewww November 21, 2021
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lauren

lauren is cool yep lolz hahaha LMAO
lauren is cool
by laurrrrrxn.xoxo March 11, 2021
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LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST

WHEN OLDER MAN SHART ON HER HEAD IN THE MORNING
LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST: ZAK DONT SHART ON MY HEAD
by HARVEY PRICE2.0# August 1, 2021
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