Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011

making lobster

the act of two wicked fine Mainers having sex

Last night there were two random people making lobster in my bed!

Dayummm we had made some good ass lobster last night.

by jiggajones69 November 12, 2010

Fortnite Lobby Chat

Fortnite lobby chat is when the boys will talk about a range of topics including women, sports, cars and most importantly talking about problems

Hop on fortnite lobby chat we need to squash beef

by Manlyman1999 February 17, 2019

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

Blue lobster

A blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her penis and then you take a picture.

I have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.

by Anonymousblackmale September 7, 2013

Lobster Dick

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.

Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!

by Notebook September 22, 2005

lobu

something is so good you want to do it over and over agian

The sex was so good i want to lobu.

by blaa May 17, 2006