land octopus

that mfer kole

Oh Kole, that land octopus.

by invaliduser504291 April 16, 2022

Landonia

The utopia and paradise of pedos and neo nazis, formed in 1945. Now a discord server taken by second in command at the time, lando in a bando.

This som landonia shit - After seeing any racism or pedophilla ever

by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022

Sir Lancealike

An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.

Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!

by markvw59 June 29, 2010

Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.

"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."

by girthatron July 6, 2010

Bant Land

The land in which one gets their banter from.

Person 1: where did you get that rufelin from?

Person 2: oh i got it from bant land.

Person 3: awesome.

by kingofknowledge June 30, 2011

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012

human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)

An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by malcolm shabazz April 28, 2014