Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

by Hs3 June 14, 2022

Charon's Kiss

When you're vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the River Stix. puke shitcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol Poseidon's kiss

Person1: Dude what's that shit all over your face? You stink.
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...

by MudEYork June 13, 2016

StreetRunner Kiss

Type of kiss where two people who live near each other run towards each others houses. When they meet they kiss and run back. They don't say anything before or after the kiss and they never speak of it again. This can be between boy/girlfriends or two people that barely know each other.

*texting*

Person A: Want to StreetRunner Kiss?
Person B: Ok. Leave at 12:30 sharp

by koooolkaat123 March 17, 2013

sympathy kisses

When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.

John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses

by itzDanP July 9, 2017

Vic kiss

When a woman thinks she knows how to kiss/makeout with someone but she eat your face like a lion eats a zebra.

Robert: omg she just Vic kissed me wth
Preston: Hows your face she did that to me 2
Say-d: I know how those Vic kisses are 2

by Faceless Man August 23, 2011

The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.

Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."

by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019