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by kelly July 11, 2004
Get the jesse mccartney mug.These are the girls that are found always at the men's athletic sporting events. Often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. They tend to apply titles to them instead of names, such as "he plays baseball, or he is a football player” You can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. They can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. Unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. While this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “I am dating the quarterback of the football team.”
"All of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go"
"You have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser"
"I date a football player"
"You have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser"
"I date a football player"
by PLBSK February 8, 2008
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A place where people say Joisy instead of Jersey but insist they say Jersey. A place of bad haircuts and gold chains. When traveling down I95 if you see a hole in the ground and smell foul odors you're there. Where people focus on superficial shit like their tan and how many times they went to the gym that week. Where the guys beat off while watching videos of themselves beating off. Where they hate New York but they're just New York light. A place where liberal douche bag singers like Bruce Springsteen come from. He sucks, you know it. A place where you can bang nasty orange skin skanks. The beach is defined as the place where you can get used needles that washed ashore. Where AIDS and drug use is as common as the foul smelling air. A place that is the butt of many jokes. Tied with West Virginia with the least amount of last names in the phone book. Claim they invented cheese fries. When you go to a bar there all you can smell is cheap cologne, tanning lotion and stank pussy. Instead of Karaoke nights they have fist pumping nights. When super storm Sandy hit it was like someone flushed the toilet but some of the turds didn't go down.
Person 1- "I have to go to New Jersey this weekend."
Person 2- "That sucks. Make sure you get tested when you get back."
Person 1- "Tested for what."
Person 2- "AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, lung capacity, IQ, hair products, excessive liberalism and skin cancer."
Person 2- "That sucks. Make sure you get tested when you get back."
Person 1- "Tested for what."
Person 2- "AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, lung capacity, IQ, hair products, excessive liberalism and skin cancer."
by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015
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Also the state name is the name of a 1988 Bon Jovi album.
Also the state name is the name of a 1988 Bon Jovi album.
The first time I ever saw the Atlantic Ocean (and waded in it) was at Seaside Heights, New Jersey. I was 15 years old at the time.
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by -Venessa- May 3, 2005
Get the Jesse Mccartney mug.Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
by Jag140 August 6, 2011
Get the Jersey Shore mug.A "Jesseb" (Pronounced jeh-sub) is a term commonly used to describe a team mate on a hockey team who "politely" takes the puck away from you with out your permission.
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