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Jessicaisyourmom

You may have heard of “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀

Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hey man have you heard of Jessicaisyourmom”

“No?”

“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀

Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
by Jessicayourmom December 8, 2021
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Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
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Jessica

This name means everything. She is really beautiful and strong. Nothing can bump her down but every once in awhile help her. She’s a very loving person and is just crazy. You won’t regret meeting a jessica.
Omg jessica you’re so mf pretty like bro.
Hey jessica let’s go out .
Jessica is always getting introuble.
by Brian….. December 11, 2021
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Jessica

a silly, crazy, goofy guy who loves to listen to music & pass classes. all around good guy whose house-trained
jessica got a B on their physics final <3
by northstar enthusiast December 15, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica is a sweet person, who cares a lot about others before her. She’s funny,smart,caring,sexy, who loves to listen to music 24/7
Jessica is my friend

Shhhhhesh no way
by Hegayzyx December 19, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica Is A Nice, Kind-hearted Girl Who Love's Alot Of Things But Watch Out, You Don't Wanna Get On Her Bad Side. She's Not Afraid To Ruin Your Life Is You Try To Ruin Her's, Jessica Also Has A Love For Children And Is A HUGE Bisexual.
Did You Hear About The New Girl?

No...? What's Her Name?

Jessica, I Also Heard That She's A *HUGE* Bisexual.
by Kokomi Ouma December 20, 2021
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Jessica

She is the funniest person you will every meet. She is a one of a kind, unique and completely irresistible. Once you catch an eye on eye it’s impossible to lose sight. She’s beautiful, sexy, freaky and a sex goddess. Long story short, once you have the opportunity to have her you will never let go of her.
Is that Jessica? She is fire, never seen anything as beautiful before, what a view.
by ThiagoTimur69 January 1, 2022
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