January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

January 12

People born on January 12 are the prettiest most out going people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have you she is a keeper. The only bad thing is that there suck at dogeball!

You suck at dogeball because you were born on January 12 th

by Caden d January 15, 2020

january fever

spending all of january doing new years revoulutions that usually only last the length of january

he has a bad case of january fever hes going to the gym everyday

by blondedrone January 21, 2011

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

January 10th

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 1st

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019